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An open letter to Mr. Alfred Hundana.

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 10, 2009, 2:02 PM
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Simple Plan - Untitled
  • Reading: Harlequin - Bernhard Cornwell
  • Watching: Heroes
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Dear Mr. Hundana,

I'm sorry to say this, but I hate you. Hate you with a passion. I don't even know you, you say? Well, tough luck! You could have thought about that one sooner.

Okay, Mr. Hundana, let's go through this.

You sneak around the internet in your free time, most notably MSN, thereby endangering dA in its entirety. I swear we're probably just *this* short of the internet collapsing because of you. Because for some reason, you put dA in jeopardy (or georpady, or even Geography! Who knows? Might be History next!) just by sneaking around MSN! Isn't that creepy? You bet it is! Nobody's safe! Run for your women and children! Lives first!

Now don't get me wrong. In real life, you could be the most nicecest person ever. Or most nicecest virus ever. There are such nice viruses. Take the Merovingian for example. You can't deny the guy's got style. And he's got Monica Belluci. You probably have to make do with Jessica Simpson. So, even while I serve judgment on your niceness of character...

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY INBOX.

Thank you.




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I don't know HOW many messages I've received warning me of that MSN mosnter Alfred Hundana in the past... year? They're clogging up my inbox. And my brain. And my sinuses. If they're in yours too, please just ignore them. Don't, for the love of Zion, send them on to your watchers and watchees.


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:iconmangagirl18:
Lol, you know I havn't gotten a single one.

But cool way to make a point. :XD: :D

:glomp:
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:iconuneide:
Heheh!! That sounds familiar. ;) thank you for the post! :D
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:iconsailorangel:
~sailorangel Dec 12, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol reading the comments of this has been hilarious - let alone the journal itself - thanks for the laugh XD
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:icongold-seven:
=Gold-Seven Dec 16, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:D
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:icontobermaury:
!Tobermaury Dec 11, 2009   Photographer
Gold Seven-

After this message, I love you. I could not. stop. laughing. marry me?

jk.
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:icongold-seven:
=Gold-Seven Dec 16, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:D
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:iconpurplepancakes:
Whos that creep?
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:icongold-seven:
=Gold-Seven Dec 16, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
He doesn't exist, which is doubly tragic. :D
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:iconmeredithdillman:
*MeredithDillman Dec 11, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
So I'm not cool enough? aw.
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:icongold-seven:
=Gold-Seven Dec 11, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Or your watchers are smarter? :D
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