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The Hobbit. Jacksonised or: Pimp my Dwarf!

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 24, 2011, 2:56 AM
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As I read the Hobbit to my son, as Smaug lies buried under the waters of the Long Lake and as Elves, Dwarves, Men and Orcs are drawn to the Lonely Mountain by greed, I stumble over promo photos of the Hobbit [link] and am reduced to disbelief.


Of course, I should have known. The target audience are the "Lotr" fans, the ones who have never read the books (probably tried, but gave up after "Concerning Hobbits"), who can't even be bothered to spell out the title of what they call their favourite book (or movie), who whooped with glee when Legolas surfed down the stairs of Helm's Deep on a shield or when Viggo, Orly and that alcoholic of a Dwarf kung-fu'd their way towards Théoden, and whom Jackson expects to be clamouring for more of the same in The Hobbit. He couldn't have made it a children's movie, no, of course not.

Thus, those lovable, squabbling Dwarves, who have only bread knives (which they lose soon enough after their encounter with the Orcs) and bows and arrows (which they waste shooting after black deer in Mirkwood), are portrayed as literally armed to the teeth. What do they need a burglar for? What do they need Bard for? They can just walk into the Lonely Mountain and bash Smaug on the head with that armoury of theirs, and all his jewel-encrusted armour won't avail him anything.

They don't even look like dwarves. They look as my first RPG game master always imagined them- heavily armed and armoured, grim creatures. Those are D&D Dwarves. They have nothing to do with Thorin and Company.

And Kili? I can already see the slash fic that'll be written about him. Screwing Fili at the Troll cave, in Rivendell (probably as a threesome with Elrond), and of course all the lovely bondage they'll be having with Legolas in the Elven-King's halls - whenever he can spare a moment between washing and conditionering his hair! Expecting the first fanfics in... less than three hours! Hey, those things are quickly written. And the fanart's going to beat Haldir.

Consider this: In the Lord of the Rings, Jackson gave us Frodo, Gandalf, Galadriel, Gollum, and a good handful of other characters exactly as we'd all seen them from the illustrators that had given us Tolkien illustrations for more than half a century. And we loved him for it. And he was confident enough in this to still give them to us like that, and not say, "Everyone sees Gandalf with a blue hat, long grey cloak, long beard and staff! Hey, I'll give him dreads, a full-plate armour and a shaven chin, just to prove how imaginative I am!"

But now he's gone and done exactly that.

Sorry, PJ... but NO. Leave a good book alone, and stay WAY clear of all that disgusting fan service.

I'm sure he'll have moments of greatness in between there, even moments of grandeur as he managed to put into the Lord of The Rings. I'll probably enjoy parts of the movie. I do love the Lord of the Rings movies (a few well-planned toilet breaks at strategic points in The Two Towers help), and when I saw the promo pictures for the Lord of the Rings movies over ten years ago, I was absolutely crazy with enthusiasm. So this is not a routine exercise in book-to-movie bashing.

I wonder what they'll do with the movie title in German. The book is known here as "Der Kleine Hobbit" (The Little Hobbit), and that will definitely not fit for the movie...

PS: Everyone who said that it was necessary to make the movie darker and the Dwarves less Disney please explain Nori and Ori to me. Especially Nori's hair...do. :O_o: [link]


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:iconwindfeder:
Hm. The new dwarfs look interesting in my eyes. :-) Imagine you have to portray 11 (was there 11 of them?) dwarfs. 11 little men with long beards ... that would be so boring, they will look all the same - so I thouht. Because of that I like the Jackson-Version of them. Every character is something special. Ok, Kili is much too attractive for a dwarf ... but the rest of them - interesting. And they can sing so good!
I am looking forward to the film.
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=Gold-Seven Feb 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Imagine you have to portray 11 (was there 11 of them?) dwarfs. 11 little men with long beards ... that would be so !boring, they will look all the same - so I thouht."

Jackson managed to portray dozens of Elves as tall, handsome, and eternally youthful (and they ALL had the same hair!) Okay, he got one slightly overweight one. :D
/Haldir-bashing

So, I just wonder what got into him between the Trilogy and the Hobbit. He was perfectly fine to stick to general viewing expectations in the Lord of the Rings. To me, it seems like a very unfortunate mix of fan-service and fame going to your head if you suddenly go all creative with Dwarves that everyone, always, has imagined as 13 little men with beards.
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~Lonemtnwolf Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're inspiring! :O) Glad I stumbled across your work. It's glorious!
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:icongold-seven:
=Gold-Seven Jan 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you! ;)
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:iconlonemtnwolf:
~Lonemtnwolf Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're very welcome!
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:iconhaius:
Also, slightly off-topic, but have you perchance seen the HBO Game of Thrones TV series? I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts on that.
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=Gold-Seven Jan 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
*sent too soon*

..., but overall, I really liked it. There were characters who came incredibly close to how I saw them, like Bran, Cersei, Jaime, Littlefinger (!), Robert, and overall, I loved how it was done. It kindled within me a sudden resurge of love for Song of Ice and Fire - and then Dance with Dragons came along and killed all the love instantly, remorselessly, and irrefutably. :/
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:iconhaius:
I heard that Dance with Dragons was good.... Ugh, I bet he kills off someone wonderful. I just know it. >_<
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=Gold-Seven Feb 10, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Sort of. Somehow, dead people hardly ever stay dead these days. Another thing that really peeves me off with his book of late.
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:iconhaius:
Eek. Yes, that is a bit offputting. When you build a reputation for killing people off and then start chickening out... *sigh*
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